[英语谜语]英语谜语 (三十)

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Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible?

A: His horse"s name is Tuesday.

292

Q: Why didn"t the skeleton go to the dance?

A: He didn"t have anybody to take. (any BODY)

293

Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can"t do surgery on him, because he"s my son. Who was the doctor?

A: The doctor was his mother.

294

Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?

A: Because he/she was going to high school!

295

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

296

Q: What are the two strongest days of the week?

A: They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days.

297

Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?

A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.

298

Q: What do you call a bear without an "ear"?

A: BBBBBBB

299

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?

A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.

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A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?

B: 4 or 5

A: No, that"s wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn"t empty.

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