【英语谜语】英语谜语 (三十一)

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If you are doing a discussion about space, then students will like this one.

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

A: To find Pluto.

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Q: What is the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf"s mother?

A: One is Moscow, the other is a cow"s Ma.

(It needs to be spoken to understand it.)

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Q: What do you call a Spaniard who can"t find his car?

A: Carlos

It"s pronounced "carless" (meaning without a car)

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Q: What"s the difference between electricity and lightening?

A: You don"t have to pay for lightening.

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Q: What"s the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?

A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.

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Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up?

A: Your lap. (good for phrasal "stand up", and "laptop", lap-dog, etc.)

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Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?

A: A sandwich.

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Q: Why did the traffic signal turn red?

A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.

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Q: What"s the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?

A: One"s roaring with pain the other"s pouring with rain

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Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?

A: There is a fan in every seat.

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